Where does I need you to help me right now come out of this sentence? Did I miss something?

"I'm starting a project and I will need Fault Tree on my computer."

I guess any time they ask me for something I'm supposed to drop everything I'm doing and help them with their minor task.

I got drunk last night, got my friend drunk as well. She's still unconscious on the love seat. I also had the good fortune of meeting my husband's newest friend. He kept telling me I'd love him. He was right. Nothing like sitting in a redneck bar with a guy with 6 facial piercings black rimmed glasses, and talking internet comics. The only person I've met in real life who knows Scary Go Round.

Do you ever find it strange that you dream about serial killers after you on a regular basis?