I'd tell you to just breathe....but I think you may be the expert on that.
All I know is ice chips...umm....pickles? Or are you past that stage already? Pickles are good regardless, you should request them along with the ice chips.
Whatever you do, don't take pictures of her being born. Trust me. Your children will totally not want to see that. I speak as a child who had the unfortunate pleasure of recently flipping through a photo album and...SURPRISE! Parent vagina is just....
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I'm still hoping you decide to name her Tomasina DeLay ****** as a tribute to your delightful exiled congressman.
Keep us updated, you...
Jesus, do you think you can get up that early? Can't you reschedule it until after morning cartoons?
I'm with Angel on this one. You really should have scheduled her in to a decent time slot.
Good luck though
Motherxxx
Trust me, I wish it wasn't so early. I'm getting terrified as the time creeps by.
I'd tell you to just breathe....but I think you may be the expert on that.
All I know is ice chips...umm....pickles? Or are you past that stage already? Pickles are good regardless, you should request them along with the ice chips.
Whatever you do, don't take pictures of her being born. Trust me. Your children will totally not want to see that. I speak as a child who had the unfortunate pleasure of recently flipping through a photo album and...SURPRISE! Parent vagina is just....
....therapy worthy.
Should I be pacing? I have a bottle of fizzy on ice already...
Don't forget to breathe... *runs off before getting something launched in my direction*
Don't forget pics of the little one! We want to see! (preferably washed, asleep and looking angelic)
Hugs and love
Mother
xxxxx
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