Things that are annoying me today:

• My aunt's ignorant political email.
• My other aunt's antics.
• My lack of motivation.
• I still can't operate the company's books because they crashed.
• I have to get a stupid ID badge at work, complete with photo.
• I'm lazy.
• I'm fat.
• I'm fat and lazy.

Things I am happy about today:

• The work day is almost over.
• I got my teeth cleaned and listened to the dentist praise my teeth.
• I'm getting my hair cut in two hours.
• I'm getting my hair colored in two hours.
• It quit raining.
• I get to wear my new tennis shoes tonight.